Health: Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise...

By fatman - 10/08/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML

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By Loot - 17/02/2009 00:26 - United States

Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML

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By Fat Bastard - 20/05/2019 04:02

Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML

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By bannana0zoom - 03/03/2012 08:06 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 08:25 - Australia - Aspley

Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2012 16:25 - United States - Bucyrus

Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML

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By not_so_sweet_sixteen - 17/03/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, was my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a 3 month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML

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By fatty - 17/11/2014 21:05 - United States - Gloucester

Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML

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By Timetoloseweight - 11/11/2009 16:03 - France

Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML

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By FalkensLabyrinth - 03/02/2021 19:57 - United States - Gardner

Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2015 15:02 - United States

Today, after several months of eating right, exercising, and weight loss, my mother has yet again arrived at my house, unannounced and with a very sugary cake. She's been doing this most weeks since I lost 50 pounds. FML

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yahididit 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 9:06

ouchhh...

ThatBrownChick 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 9:08

well that wasn't very nice of her. maybe she could drop a few hints or something but signing you up for weight watchers behind your back is kinda.. cruel? but I guess she only did it for your own good! :)

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lexahlovesyou 0

Monday 6 September 2010 7:42

Don't think of that as a bad thing... Your mommy's trying to help you!

minniemouse61 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 22:23

Ouch! it could b good for you...if ur fat 

tonykillzlemons 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 8:21

that is obviously saying something

Lysergic 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 11:22

If she has to do something as drastic as that, maybe there's some reasoning behind it. Think it's time to put down the cheeseburger and go for a run

GummyBearX 2

Sunday 25 December 2011 0:12

CoD and PKMN are nothing but bionicles..?

Ninjasaurus18 9

Wednesday 16 May 2012 1:20

So? Everyone can be healthy. Even if you are a healthy weight, Weight Watchers could help you stay that way.

turkeyrules 2

Thursday 28 June 2012 20:20

It works! I have been doing it for 4 weeks and lost 20 pounds!

droptableusers 7

Tuesday 23 April 2013 20:31

You're fat, what else did you expect, more food?

IvyPalin 7

Friday 24 May 2013 2:01

Hey that membership is expensive, be appreciative and eat your carrots

jessica53139 10

Tuesday 23 July 2013 22:18

Thank her. She's helping you out

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