By fatman - 10/08/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
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ThatBrownChick 0

well that wasn't very nice of her. maybe she could drop a few hints or something but signing you up for weight watchers behind your back is kinda.. cruel? but I guess she only did it for your own good! :)

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Aww. Well, at least she cares about your health! It just means that she wants to see you happy and healthy. Make the most of the situation...

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#46 I already have a nerd of my very own. Nice try.

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letsgododgers213 0

yeah 46, I'm her nerd:)

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letsgododgers213 0

nope haha I'm an undercover nerd

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letsgododgers213 0

I'm not saying you're a cougar I'm just saying that I'm you're nerd

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letsgododgers213 0

aww I wanted to be :'(

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Too bad, young one. Get used to disappointment.

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letsgododgers213 0

but I have nver been disappointed by a girl as beautiul as u :(

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InfiltratedMind 0

@33 i looked at your youtube channel. i like the cupcake video XD oh and dude give up 1:its online which makes you a creeper. 2:you look mexican which makes you automatically fail at life

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letsgododgers213 0

111: first of all, it's a joke, get it idiot? second, you're life is a failure because all you do is sit on your fat ass and start being racist on the INTERNET, please. you don't even have the balls to say that to a Mexican in person without getting your ass kicked. until u do so gtfo.

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InfiltratedMind 0

one of my best friends is mexican and me and phillipe have this thing called a sense of humor. if being mexican wasnt a bad thing why get mad about it? captain i lol'd

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letsgododgers213 0

seriously captain? and I bet you know about my whole life right? get real. it makes u a loser by putting up an image of an animal,

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InfiltratedMind 0

if being mexican isnt bad why get angry about it.

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letsgododgers213 0

124: I don't get mad I just dislike people that are racists to other races.

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letsgododgers213 0

good for you captain, it was a joke of what I said...

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InfiltratedMind 0

my comments are not showing up if its not a bad thing why get pissed?

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letsgododgers213 0

mine aren't neither, I don't get mad I just dislike people who are racist :P

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InfiltratedMind 0

one of my very good friends is mexican. I just cant resist the easy little racist jokes :) dont worry i make fun of "appalachian americans" too

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letsgododgers213 0

I'm sorry for what I said, u should hve said you were just playing around, iwould have understood

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InfiltratedMind 0

i apologize as well. happy ending... :') *tears of happiness* lol im going to bed peace

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letsgododgers213 0

it's ok lol :') goodnight, peace.

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loserboii 11

obviously she's telling you something. go lose some weight if your fat, the summer is still good

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LiLSumSum 0

lay off of that burritos n a big Mac and tell your super fat bitches to stop feeding you mc nuggets

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Stereoreceipt 1

I'm sure it could have been worse, lol she's trying to help you :)

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javihippo 0

like mother like son...maybe u should point that out FYl

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superbadd 0

SURPRISE -jumps out of cake-

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InfiltratedMind 0

the only surprise was that his mom hadn't finished the cake yet

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Jsalcedo23 0

you can't blame anyone but yourself.

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letsgododgers213 0

what's a not-so-substle?

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McMarlin 4

FYL for having a mom who cares about your health? I don't get it. It's better she address the problem and look for a solution rather than turn a cold shoulder to it and let you live your whole live with the silly notion that you're just "big boned." Lol.

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