By fatman - 10/08/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 695
You deserved it 11 524

Same thing different taste

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well that wasn't very nice of her. maybe she could drop a few hints or something but signing you up for weight watchers behind your back is kinda.. cruel? but I guess she only did it for your own good! :)

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vannesaisabeezy 0

YDI for being a little piggy. <3

there're starving people in the world yknow, just join weight watchers so others can be fed

FFML_314 11

54 looks like a horse. Just saying.

the_flirtt 0

wow don't put ur self down :(

http://photos.connectingsingles.com/dating/469/new_hampshire_singles_959542.jpg Wee.

MoJoThundRpants 0

you deserve no sympathy, you chose to be a lard ass. now get yo' fatass on the treadmill. NAOW! if you're a dude then losin weight won't be a prob, if yous a bitch then you'll just go vomit yourself out of it

thanks grammar Nazi, now this isn't English class so get bent bi

She likes my roundness, she likes the t i'm chunky!

letsgododgers213 0

oops but yeah what does subtle mean

letsgododgers213 0

I hate my safari on my iPod 52, it acts dumb, and plus I'm not near a computer