By fatman - 10/08/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
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ThatBrownChick 0

well that wasn't very nice of her. maybe she could drop a few hints or something but signing you up for weight watchers behind your back is kinda.. cruel? but I guess she only did it for your own good! :)

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artcwolfman 0

for her birthday get her a phycologist

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LemonSabotage 0

enjoy your birthday cake (if you even got one to eat...)  it might be the last in a loooooong time, Mighty McChunks. ps  YDI for being an abomination to society and your mother's eyes YDI for probably being the jerk who bought the last chocolate donut from my tim horton's!  YDI for being the reason poor kids dont have enough to eat. Thanks a lot. Psh.

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LemonSabotage 0

P.S. Of course you're fat, look at the grease americans put in their food and their "normal" portion sizes seriously you were screwed from genetics and what you shoved in your mouth. No offence to other americans :P

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girl14 0

So? fat people are gross. fat has never been sexy. No you don't "Love your curves" No one does. No I'm not taking Tyra Banks curves I'm talking roll. Being fat is your bodys way if saying "I have energy I don't know what to do with, I'll save it for later because I don't need it right now." but since you never use it all it gets stored. Quit being lazy and go to weight watchers

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complicated4 0

you know way back in the day if you were gues what you can say 'thicker' you were thought to be wealthy and upper class and skinny people were thought to be poor

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Brittney_E 0

well, 71. perhaps his send button was broken...?

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Accept your mom's gift with dignity and grace, and try to use it wisely, Fattie McLardchunk. *twitch* OK, even with all the damned copiers, I MUST MAKE THE LIST! YDI for being fat (redundant, yes, but this is a compulsion, DAMN YOU). YDI for having a birthday. YDI for having a mom. YDI for being ingrateful.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Fuckbeans. Long hours and lack of sleep are taking their toll. IDI for working. IDI for FMLing while at work. ER, I MEAN, THE U AND I ARE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER IT WAS JUST A TYPO SFHSFLJBSFVBHSFLBHKSFKBSFJFSJKLSFSF

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

No, it was a legitimate misspelling. :( I thought my "ER, I MEAN" bit was obvious in its jesting nature.

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LemonSabotage 0

way to steal my mcdonald refference ;P lol

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

*reference and wtf are you talking about? who even mentioned a shitty fast food joint?

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LemonSabotage 0

i did, scroll up. sorry for the mispell. sheesh.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Damn, I almost always call fatties in FMLs "[fatass-term]y Mc[something-else-mean-about-fat]". I didn't notice you had beat me to it in this FML, though. Oh well, two variations on one theme never hurt!

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alyssaax3 0

I bet this is the same mom that saw the girl naked with her fat belt (x

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Tweety122888 0

83 there's an app for this website so you dont have to use safari. it's free look it up on the app store as fml. it's easier plus it tells you when new fml posts have been published.

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