By fatman - 10/08/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 695
You deserved it 11 524

Same thing different taste

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well that wasn't very nice of her. maybe she could drop a few hints or something but signing you up for weight watchers behind your back is kinda.. cruel? but I guess she only did it for your own good! :)

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Well now you know that your mom cares about yur well-being!.................happy birthday!

At least she wants you to be healthy but she shouldn't have used it as a birthday present. She could have gone about it in a different way to not seem insulting.

perdix 29

Are you surprised to get the Weight Watchers membership or are you surprised that you are fat? It's a great program! Stick with it and you won't get anymore surprises like that. Giant Fudge Bar -- 1 Point. Have one on me and Happy Birthday!

polkadot3155 6

I like how people are calling the op fattie when they have never seen them..and really? can anyone go a day without making fun of someone just to make themselves feel better?

no way its wayyy too fun. try it sometimes you might not have a stick up your ass.

that's gotta hurt a leos pride.. break a sweat every day and learn not to overeat (and eat your essential food groups) is the key to good health. weight watchers is crap because they don't help with either. you can lose weight with it, but once you're not following it, you are back to the old habits and the fattie you were before. follow a trainer and nutritionist. you'll lose and keep the weight off.

hcovballer247 0

Uhmmmm..... Happy Birthday!!!!

lifesokay255 0

You obviously don't care about your body and your family was nice enough to give a crap. Now, do yourself and the world a favor, and get some exercise.

lifesokay255 0

oh and besides, I thought bitching about your weight was for girls.