Miscellaneous: Today, my mom still hasn't gotten over the novelty of our brand... - FML

By ladytyy - 27/07/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, my mom still hasn't gotten over the novelty of our brand new microwave. We've been eating hot pockets for nearly a week now. FML

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By badcook - 24/09/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law gifted us with a new microwave. I told her it was too much and we didn't really need it. Her response, "I just want my grandkids to have food that tastes good for once." I'm a chef. FML

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By Ser17 - 10/08/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some Lean Pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML

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By agnosticstudy - 28/01/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, all three of my meals consisted of two Hot Pockets. FML

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I'm so tired

By Raven - 18/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I was so tired at work that I stared at the microwave waiting for my food. It was a full minute before I realized I'd never actually turned it on after I'd put the food in it. FML

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By FeedMe - 27/05/2011 10:45 - United States

Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML

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By CheeseAndCrackers - 30/04/2020 08:00

Today, my always over-emotional husband burst into sobs when I thanked him for making me lunch. Apparently, I did not compliment his cooking enough. He microwaved me a Hot Pocket; it was still frozen in the middle. FML

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By loserr - 28/02/2014 17:13 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML

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By Mike - 31/10/2009 04:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML

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By RandomMe - 26/02/2016 08:00 - Cambodia - Sihanouk

Today, I was craving some popcorn, so I went to the supermarket and bought the microwaveable type. When I got home, I remembered I didn't have a microwave. FML

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txgirl2013 14

Thursday 28 July 2011 9:04

Hot Pockets are good!

DjBlaze 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 9:05

That sounds amazing

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Jazz55 1

Thursday 28 July 2011 15:31

...I love Hot Pockets.

travis1228 1

Thursday 28 July 2011 15:44

dead pockets!

mitchell137 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:00

I would like to have those every day!

mojojojo91 6

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:04

hey, I've got an idea. why don't we get a poptart and shove some nasty meat in it?

LarRy_PokR_ 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:12

And that's wrong???

XxHowToLovexX 2

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:13

Damnn! They'ree Good A'F ! I Wouldn'tt Bee Complaiiningqq Shiitt. ! But Tell yourr Momm TO Gett Herr Ass Too Thaa Stovee Ndd Coook Somee Actuall Foood. -___-

coltsrock37 15

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:34

now put your ipod in the microwave, and play Sparks Fly by Taylor Swift, and let the irony seep in

PrimeStarscream 30

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:23

HAHAHAHA A+

kawaiianime 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:46

go eat some peanut butter. problem solved. *____*

InYourAtmosphere 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:49

This is when you go shopping, grab a cookbook, and learn to cook. It's good practice.

boatkicker 4

Thursday 28 July 2011 16:53

Either go in the kitchen and make dinner yourself, or take over the microwave and make something else. I'm sure your mother will be thrilled to find out that you can bake potatoes in the microwave. And it only takes 5-10 minutes, as opposed to the hour it would take to actually bake them. Amazing!

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