By Noname - 12/03/2009 11:24 - New Zealand

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Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML
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LittleMissMack 0

Parents tell embarrassing stories... it happens. I'm sure he's not going to freak out or anything. Maybe he'll think its funny and like you even more because you're obviously a highly sexual individual. =)

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ezflip 0

That is ******* hilarious... in a pedobear kinda way...

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lpaul49 0

hahahaha I'm sure your boyfriend doesn't care. It's just a funny story.

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trisarahtops 0

my little sister that's four does that on the edge of the living room coffee table. i just think it's funny and call her the masturbating four-year-old

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dontyouknow 0

omg omg OMFG think about it Noname....NoName....."No Name"....WOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW your gay #10 "books4me"

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dontyouknow 0

anyway sometimes if you are a person who likes cold weather and lightly sweats a little in whats considered climate weather for schools and such. it can actually cause your butt to itch and rubbing on the seat is a natural reaction of your body and you might not know your doing. otherwise maybe you are doing out a pleasure as a natural action of your body to.

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o_fin_rly 0

I'm just glad I wasn't the only one who did that. ^_^

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inlimbo11 0

#10, i don't think all the books in the world are going to ever help you...

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clouds9 0

@ #45... I registered just so I could comment on your comment... that's exactly what I used to do when I was a kid! Deep down I knew it was wrong so I used to make sure I was alone first... nobody's ever made a peep about it so I hope no body knows. Thinking back its pretty embarrassing!

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gabbyh 0

HAHAHHAHA omg I'm planning on becoming a kindergarten teacher, and this gives me something to look forward to: creepy kids like you rubbing themselves on tables lmao

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pinkkisses9 0

Omg this is too funny!! I definitely knew there was something wrong with it too and the thing is I shared a bunk bed with my older sister, and she was on the bottom.. Hahah wow it's so funny thinking back

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sinder231 0

Hey, i still do that but its not ************ cuz i'm i guy, i just like feeling the pressure of something on my ****, that isn't me, so i lean on alot of shit but i'm kinda tall so i miss almost every table, but walls and statues are perfect!

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