By Noname - 12/03/2009 11:24 - New Zealand

Spicy
Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 157 260
You deserved it 18 045

Same thing different taste

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LittleMissMack 0

Parents tell embarrassing stories... it happens. I'm sure he's not going to freak out or anything. Maybe he'll think its funny and like you even more because you're obviously a highly sexual individual. =)

That is ******* hilarious... in a pedobear kinda way...

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nosey1 0

It's actually very common for small children to do that...I know a child who would do it in her carseat. Actually, it's not a good idea to stop them, either...doctors will tell you not to stop it because it encourages it more...it's a form of self discovery.

OMG i used to do that only it was worse cuz i did it with my friends. its creepy how well i can remember it o_o it was a while until i found out what i was doing... and why it was creepy...

I'm an elementary education major and we learned in class it happens often, more so with girls than boys.

dude that sucks and all but, reading that just made me remember that i think i used to do that too.... THATS LIKE THE MOST AWKWARDEST THING EVER!!!!

i was staring at the screen 4 like a minute...wtf!!lol

Is it even POSSIBLE to ********** in kindergarten? Heck, I was curious about it in 5th grade when some friends were talking about how if you played with it for a while white stuff would come out. Oddly enough, if you're just curious about this strange white stuff, and don't have any concept that it's sexual, nothing actually comes out...

lol thts a good thing. that must've turned ur bf on knowing wut kind of a frisky girl you are since you were little lol he must feel very lucky. btw, can i have ur number? ;P

omg andy? hahahaha i know that's you!!!! andy tsai!!!