By Noname - 12/03/2009 11:24 - New Zealand

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Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML
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LittleMissMack 0

Parents tell embarrassing stories... it happens. I'm sure he's not going to freak out or anything. Maybe he'll think its funny and like you even more because you're obviously a highly sexual individual. =)

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ezflip 0

That is ******* hilarious... in a pedobear kinda way...

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870136 0

hahah my friend told me she did that too.

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Oh_Thnx101 0

lol! if i had to go to the bathroom, i would hold it and crossed my legs as hard as possible! that was kind of my way to do that :/

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Iluvmypitbull 0

haha these are the things that make me crack up randomly during the day and make other people think im crazy lol

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WartSnack 0

...I never used to rub myself as a child. Sorry but I've never heard of it being considered common or normal. Also, how do you not remember doing something like that; "Apparently I used to..."?

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Mezzy0192 0

OMG and i thought i was the only one lol.... i usd to do tht in my kg class to rubbin myself against things....nap time was also fun hehehe X_X nice to no im not the only one lol

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carmel 0

#114, I don't know what OP actually stands for but I'm pretty sure it means the person who sent the FML Also, that is H-I-LARIOUS!!!! Why the hell did your mum say that to your boyfriend?

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carmel 0

I remember when I was in preschool all the boys and girls had to use the same bathroom when they wanted to go to the toilet but there wasn't even stalls. There were no doors or walls but just toilets that were about a metre apart and i think we all had to go at one time. I remember I used to try to look at the boy next to me out of the corner of my eye because i wanted to see how they went to the toilet standing up. I was a weird little kid.

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