By Noname - 12/03/2009 11:24 - New Zealand

Spicy
Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 157 260
You deserved it 18 045

Same thing different taste

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LittleMissMack 0

Parents tell embarrassing stories... it happens. I'm sure he's not going to freak out or anything. Maybe he'll think its funny and like you even more because you're obviously a highly sexual individual. =)

That is ******* hilarious... in a pedobear kinda way...

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simplewhimsy 0

#32 I used to do that too all the time and my mom had to sit me down and tell me to stop because it was wrong and made God unhappy. I grew up thinking I was a sinner, but I couldn't stop either. It wasn't until freshman year's health class that I realized that I was masturbating, and I think I've held a tiny grudge against my mom since for making me think I was evil or something. Yeah, just because you keep the kid ignorant doesn't mean they'll stop. XD So not a way to raise kids.

TTTpower 0

hahahahahahaha oh my gawdd. that's too funny. i didn't know that is normal till now. thanks for sharing your stories with us. especially you #116 hahah something i liked to do back in kidnergarden was whenever i was swimming, i liked to wave my hands back and forth in the water because they felt like boobs hahaha

Your teachers were apparently morons and they are supposed to report that kind of behavior- not tell your mother. Thats a sign of child molestation.

#112 OP = Original Poster Lmao though. My sister used to do that.

Pyramid_fml 0

Thank God I'm not the only one who used to do this. You have no idea how relieved I am I'm not a total freak.

erkdoc 0

I had the same problems in kindergarten. I'm pretty sure everyone in my class saw my wang. There was even a friend of mine who would join me occasionally.

I remember how really young boys would always do strange things in class, probably worse - And I had my share of weird moments like that, too, I remember. How awkward though, for your mom to point that out. Aha.

Phomrey 0

LOL xD I did that in class once My teacher just gave me an odd look

cindylouwho5 0

how is that even possible for kindergarteners? you could have just be itching yourself

i still do that when i rele have 2 pee loll