By Noname - 12/03/2009 11:24 - New Zealand

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Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML
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LittleMissMack 0

Parents tell embarrassing stories... it happens. I'm sure he's not going to freak out or anything. Maybe he'll think its funny and like you even more because you're obviously a highly sexual individual. =)

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ezflip 0

That is ******* hilarious... in a pedobear kinda way...

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xthinonefershizx 0

I heard that story on DREX mornings on 103.5 Kiss FM chicago...u the same person?

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Akito_fml 0

@4 yes they do. D: I would have been like Dx at my mom...

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Brentos 0

Haha this isnt an FML, this is pro-life. Knowing a girl has a sex drive (God, unlike some) is a huuuuge plus

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xTinyLovex 0

It's okay. My mom stopped letting me sit in the cart when I was a kid because I would hump the seat. ^^U

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ember_fml 0

hysterical! HAHA i never did that, but apparently when i was like 3 and under i would strip down on the couch and just play with myself, tho i dont believe it. its only what my sisters say lol

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GeometricAngle 7

I literally have masturbated in front of my parents, but in school, HELL no.

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piForReal 0

when we were little, my sister and I used to sleep in the same room, with our beds separated. It was so annoying, i'd always hear a scuffling and bouncing noise from my sister's bed and now I know what it was. I never realized it, but apparently its normal for girls to start that young.

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anonagatorrr 0

i remember doing this, one day i shoved some boys hand down my pants too. My teacher told me it was wrong, and i told her he forced me. Haha he got in trouble not me. I like 5.

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