By Noname - 12/03/2009 11:24 - New Zealand

Spicy
Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML
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Same thing different taste

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LittleMissMack 0

Parents tell embarrassing stories... it happens. I'm sure he's not going to freak out or anything. Maybe he'll think its funny and like you even more because you're obviously a highly sexual individual. =)

That is ******* hilarious... in a pedobear kinda way...

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Not something I'm keen to admit but that's the same thing that happened to me in kindergarten lol

KittyHawkMarch 29

This just brought up a memory! Due to a problem when i was born i suffered a mental illness for many of my early years. When i was in kindergraten i was so stupid i did not even no how to talk so basically in short i failed kintergarden and possibly grade 1 so not a very good memory but it does have a happy ending! My parents gave up on trying to help me which encouraged me to work harder to understand basically just what was even going on! So by grade 2 i got Bs and in grade 3 i was getting As. I am still almost a straight A student with almost no effort at all! Which can prove when you work hard enough at something you can achieve your goal! Unfortunatly my mother still gave up on me but now i am okay.

Omg I used to do that all the time..

happyfingers 15

This sounds familiar to me for some reason....oh...oh goodness. I used to do the exact same thing when I was young and I didnt even realize it!

ojjasper123 9

BAHAHAHAHA!!!! The funny thing is, I used to do it, too...

I totally did this too! During nap time in preschool they had to seclude my cot against a wall and then surround it with chairs so I wouldn't have an edge to rub on. I also had a different chair than everybody else in 1st grade so I couldn't do it in class. I remember my dad telling me I shouldn't do it in public, and that if he did it at his job he would get fired. I still have the mental image of my dad rubbing his crotch against a chair at work (because I didn't really know the difference between male and female then). Disturbing!