By Noname - 12/03/2009 11:24 - New Zealand

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Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML
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LittleMissMack 0

Parents tell embarrassing stories... it happens. I'm sure he's not going to freak out or anything. Maybe he'll think its funny and like you even more because you're obviously a highly sexual individual. =)

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ezflip 0

That is ******* hilarious... in a pedobear kinda way...

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redfox1997 16

I did this all of first and second grade...my teacher had to put a cushion on my chair to get me to stop. Not the most subtle thing to do, and it didn't work. I thought I was the only one!

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fantasyworld 37

This is actually normal. Young kids get curious about their bodies.

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michabee 7

Omg.. I used to do the same!! I still get teased about it until this day.

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Bearsmomma 30

I remember (around the age of 5) putting a tennis ball in my panties and laying on top of my bff and humping her. We got caught once flashing our chests at passing cars too. Got a whoopin' for that.

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