By Noname - 12/03/2009 11:24 - New Zealand

Spicy
Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 157 260
You deserved it 18 045

Same thing different taste

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LittleMissMack 0

Parents tell embarrassing stories... it happens. I'm sure he's not going to freak out or anything. Maybe he'll think its funny and like you even more because you're obviously a highly sexual individual. =)

That is ******* hilarious... in a pedobear kinda way...

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adelaide_evening 0

Hahahaha, that's hilarious. These are the childhood memories that you just wish you could forget. When I was three, I used to think I was a boy (I wanted to be like my brother). I thought I just had an underdeveloped penis and it would grow as I got older. My parents had to sit me down and explain to me I had something called a "******". I think they were really worried about me. Luckily, they've never brought this up.

didnt think kids knew how to do this at such a young age weird...

I'm more curious as to how you didn't remember. I've done some weird things as a kids that I can look back on and only now realize how weird they were, but those are the few memories I'll likely never forget.

lovemusic_fml 0

Ohhh my god I used to do that! I remember my teacher telling me to sit properly. It wasn't until years later that I realized what I was doing.

xtremelifter 0

#24 obliviously at that age their not gonna know what they are doing, just that they know that it feels good. So safe to say that the first time you came was at a very young age? Pretty sure your significant other can accept that.