By Noname - 12/03/2009 11:24 - New Zealand

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Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML
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LittleMissMack 0

Parents tell embarrassing stories... it happens. I'm sure he's not going to freak out or anything. Maybe he'll think its funny and like you even more because you're obviously a highly sexual individual. =)

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ezflip 0

That is ******* hilarious... in a pedobear kinda way...

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Argh_fml 0

In response to #2, Rules 1 and 2

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nowherefast_fml 0

hehehe, i used to do that too. i used to hump my stuffed animals all the time. :)

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digapygmy 0

#10, I'm putting you on FailBlog.

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StapleInBrain 0

my little sister dry humps stuff

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Silhouette_fml 0

A lot of people are calling #10 an idiot but... I think it's pretty obvious s/he was joking.

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BalenciagaBetch9 0

hahah i used to do this when i was little too.

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kellster 2

#13 and #45.... me too! Lol. I don't think I was ever caught, though. I HOPE.

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jixan 0

i have also seen little kids/cousins etc. (who were girls) do this before. it seems pretty common, so don't feel too bad :)

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GigaBriggs 0

#67: Thank you. I made an account just now specifically to thank you. xD Yeah. I don't think I masturbated that young, but I did start pretty young. I'm guessing around 10 years old is the first time I remember doing anything **********-y.

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sunny_fml 0

the funny part is, girls start masturbating before boys do. i remember doing this as young as the 3rd grade. This is really funny i'd forgotten all about my chronic rubbing until i saw this... I used the armrest on couches.. haha i think i'd prefer having a son... just to not watch my daughter ********** unknowingly. LOL.

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