Health: Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed...

By blah - 21/07/2011 14:10 - United States

Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML

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By geeb - 23/02/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML

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By anonymous - 07/02/2012 09:27 - United States

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and ended up throwing up as soon as I got home. My mother's first question was an accusatory, "What have you been drinking?" I was returning from the AA meeting I have been attending for over a month. I go because I'm afraid I'll become an alcoholic like her. FML

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Boozehound

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

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By the only sober one - 15/05/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML

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By wtf - 24/10/2011 22:46 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents staged a family intervention and gave me the grandest bollocking I've ever experienced in all my 22 years of life. They did this because my sister showed them a photo of me jokingly posing with three bottles of Bud Light at a party. Apparently, I'm an alcoholic in denial. FML

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By ApparentDrugAddict - 08/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

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By the attention seeker - 17/04/2013 21:57 - United States - North Miami Beach

Today my mother met my in-laws for the first time. She had been an alcoholic and had us sent to foster care 15 years ago. My husband told his parents this behind my back a while ago. When they asked her about it, she denied everything. His entire family now thinks I lie for attention. FML

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Denial

By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

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By fgbh456 - 28/12/2011 00:48 - United States

Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML

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daxter136 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 18:56

you need help getting away from there

Philliesfan9391 3

Thursday 21 July 2011 18:57

AA is for quitters...

Comments

mitsuki5561 4

Friday 22 July 2011 5:28

I don't believe "instructor" is the correct term.

ak2580 0

Friday 22 July 2011 5:54

that really sucks

speedthedrug 0

Friday 22 July 2011 6:22

dang

iraq24 2

Friday 22 July 2011 6:33

well you may have a point in some countries missing teeth are appealing... I like the weasel too... :D that's odd I thought I was a straight male.

deadbabyjesus 2

Friday 22 July 2011 6:50

bring a bottle and they will kick you out. trust me. or just bring a flask with scope and pour it in your coffee in front of them lol. either way your tossed.

sexxme 9

Friday 22 July 2011 7:14

most of the AA instuctors are so ******* annoying. they act like they know everything about you. fyl!

tans_fml 0

Friday 22 July 2011 8:25

well to my sensibilities the facts here are: -OP HAS a BIG problem w/ hitting a meeting -and feels "harangued" by the person leading the mtg -OP's mom is likely seeing something they may not yet & tryin to help, parents don't maliciously drag children to anonymous help groups usually you dont end up at AA/NA on accident, ppl. OP probably has a problem & is being a whiny lil bitch!