By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:45 - United States

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Today, my mom tried to give me advice on how to improve my looks. I scoffed at her but listened to her advice anyway. She ended her tirade with, "I just want you to get laid someday." FML
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faxe 0

Go into porno. When you're taking your "**** of the Year" award, mention how your mom inspired you.

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faxe 0

Go into porno. When you're taking your "**** of the Year" award, mention how your mom inspired you.

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Cristaderzi 0

Geez and I thought it was overbearing and rigid to guilt their kids inro marryingcand breeding! Guess I DO have some more too learn!

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huskycheer2015 0

My mom gave me that speech too, but it was to get uglier so I would stop getting laid ... That didnt work ;D

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Stumblebum30 5

not really sure why this was a FML moment...

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Lucky_Adi 0

well, atleast she cares!

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Ninjaface 0

At least your mom knows to set the bar low for you. She knows that you're too much of a loser to ever be in an actual relationship, so she's just prepping you for a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am at the bar instead.

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alicespoons 17

Way to kick 'em when he's down, asshole.

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jchansfan 0

It just doesn't seem right when parents say stuff like that... :/

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Dopeyrox 0

that's not an FML ur just a loser that even their mom knows they need help getting laid!

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Cowgirl1995 0

that just means she loves you and wants you to be happy it's ******* funny though

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Icutu7 0

sooooooo, not an FML(well depense how old you are)because if your young and everything it means she's fine with you haveing sex most moms that's like a no-no, your lucky that she's trying to increase your chances of getting laid

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