Intimacy: Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She...

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 411

You deserved it 20 718

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By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 365

You deserved it 2 081

By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 802

You deserved it 8 376

Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 966

You deserved it 791

By Anonymous - 05/02/2018 19:00

Today, my boyfriends mom walked in on us having sex. She is partially blind so she couldn’t tell what was going on. She had a full conversation while he was still inside me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 154

You deserved it 887

Cougartown

By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 801

You deserved it 178

Privacy

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 194

You deserved it 452

By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 801

You deserved it 4 339

Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 045

You deserved it 5 468

Great timing

By mylo - 03/12/2022 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to spice things up and do 69. My mom walked in on us right as we came. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 068

You deserved it 561

By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 859

You deserved it 400

fisheatsbear 6

Thursday 4 March 2010 16:13

so did you?

PsychoMerk 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 16:19

I wish I could fly :(

Comments

TattedDownJah 2

Thursday 4 March 2010 23:14

Now dats what's up

indigo1 0

Friday 5 March 2010 0:45

lock the damn door next time!

clux44 0

Friday 5 March 2010 1:54

WINNER!!!!!

ChicaChica5683 0

Friday 5 March 2010 2:15

haha that's comitment!!

tman9497 0

Friday 5 March 2010 3:14

I would have want to finsh to

wetsxygrl 0

Friday 5 March 2010 3:31

if the mom was hot i'd call her over, and I'm a girl, i mean I gotta plz my man

mikes45 0

Friday 5 March 2010 3:45

fail.

tedwin223 0

Friday 5 March 2010 4:54

#30 you made me lol

bNMitchell 0

Friday 5 March 2010 4:54

well ya kinda already got caught like da's so damn finish ! ! !

logieebearr 0

Friday 5 March 2010 5:49

at least she wasn't like what the **** and beat the helll outta you guys..I would of finished and laughed about it lol

clink900 0

Friday 5 March 2010 6:34

disrespectful!!! Get a hotel room or something

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