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By Thebestman123 - 05/08/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

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By babylove - 11/04/2014 21:58 - South Africa

Today, I'm in the process of adopting a child. When I called my mom to tell her the news, she just said, "Oh honey, don't adopt, it's the worst decision you'll ever make." I'm adopted. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2017 08:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML

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Proportional response

By Anonymous - 10/01/2022 11:01

Today, in a fit of rage, my mom confessed to me that I was adopted, and if she had the chance to turn back time, she wouldn't have done it in the first place. All because I ate the last ice cream sandwich. FML

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By Kelly - 26/05/2019 20:30

Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML

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By anonymous - 27/06/2015 17:40 - United States

Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML

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By SkeetinKeaton - 05/06/2013 15:24 - United States

Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML

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Breaking

By Meghan - 05/09/2020 08:01 - United States - New York

Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

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Supportive

By Burden - 12/03/2021 06:31 - India

Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML

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The truth will always come out

By cmendez - 26/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my mother, who is 75 years-old, just told me and my sister that we were adopted. I'm 45 years-old and my sister is 49. FML

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soccergurl95 8

Friday 5 August 2011 8:54

And that's when you yell "I WISH YOU NEVER ADOPTED ME TOO, BITCH!"

soccergurl95 8

Friday 5 August 2011 9:33

Technically she's not his mother...

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Kazuya_fml 14

Friday 5 August 2011 13:37

...The more you know!

Deathhound 27

Friday 5 August 2011 14:11

Wow, that was so nice of your mom.

jren207 24

Friday 5 August 2011 14:42

Your skin colour is different to your parents.

instantmusic 4

Friday 5 August 2011 15:36

For her to be so unstable or otherwise horrible of a person to talk to you like that, you should find yourself FORTUNATE that theres no blood relation.

Kalibabi 0

Friday 5 August 2011 16:07

R u really adopted or did she say tht for dramatic effect I wonder

Kalibabi 0

Friday 5 August 2011 16:10

R u really adopted or did she say tht for dramatic effect I wonder

Elsda 0

Friday 5 August 2011 16:59

awhawhaha im sorry you had to find put like that.

XxDancerGirlxX 17

Friday 5 August 2011 17:09

Damn OP. That sucks!

lalalihsuh 0

Friday 5 August 2011 17:10

At least you know you'll never inherit the bitch gene from her ?

fmlmaster241 0

Friday 5 August 2011 17:20

:( that sucks! i sorry

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