Miscellaneous: Today, my mom was talking about my grandma's approaching death....

By Anonymous - 18/10/2015 12:53 - United States

Today, my mom was talking about my grandma's approaching death. When she saw I was getting upset, she gave me a weird look and asked me if I was PMSing. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sucks for grandma too

By What about granny - 25/10/2022 15:00 - United States

Today, my mom made the (not) very wise decision to once again inform me that my grandma is in rapidly declining health, and as a result she is not long for this world. My brain took this as an opportunity to push my anxiety into overdrive. I can't stop thinking about what will happen when my grandma dies. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 12:16 - Australia

Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML

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No love lost

By burn in hell - 25/09/2012 21:28 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my estranged mother texted me saying, "Gran died, LOL." My grandmother and I were fairly close, so I was shocked and disgusted. I gave her the benefit of the doubt and asked if she knew what "LOL" meant. She did. FML

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Revenge is sweet

By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 22:03 - Iceland - Akranes

Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML

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By TGIkaty - 10/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

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It was bound to happen

By NOT THE KITTY - 29/09/2022 13:00 - United States

Today, and for the past week, my grandma has been talking about her oldest cat not living much longer. This morning, my mom called, and I could instantly tell by the inflection of her voice what had happened. I immediately, correctly, assumed that he had died… and then I got yelled at for being "pessimistic." FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By poro123 - 05/11/2012 05:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML

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TMI, mom

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Berkeley Springs

Today, my mom was on the phone when she decided to blurt out that she got me probiotics for my stomach issues. FML

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SexyQueen0905 24

Monday 19 October 2015 0:08

Sounds like your mom and grandma have some issues between them. That's messed up.

MtnDew420 8

Monday 19 October 2015 0:07

Clearly she doesn't get death

Comments

ellymae96 25

Monday 19 October 2015 3:43

Sorry to hear op. But don't let your moms feelings (or lack of) stop you from mourning! Enjoy your time with your grandma now!

paginis 8

Monday 19 October 2015 4:06

Ah yes, the body's emotional center, the uterus.

Tripartita 44

Monday 19 October 2015 4:15

One second, you're talking about an upsetting topic, and the next second, you're upset! How's she supposed to keep up with these craaaaazy emotions.

rexism0408 14

Monday 19 October 2015 4:48

i dont know what pmsing is....

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 19 October 2015 5:28

Are you related to #8?

bapbap_fml 15

Monday 19 October 2015 5:09

Wow, your mom is cold and oblivious. When my grandma died (my dad's mom), my mom was quite sad over it. And she had been divorced from my dad for many years and always disliked my grandma, but she still felt for her children because they lost their grandmother.