By pissedoff - 28/06/2016 11:53 - United States - Benton

Today, my morning started off by stepping in my dog's piss by the door. Then, stepping in my husband's piss by the toilet. FML
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aGMAELSTR0M 10

They're competing for alpha position. Your only solution is to pee on all the walls now

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naviajack626 16

That's disgusting. Make him clean the entire bathroom now.

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persephone217 24

the dog? eh it happens the man? eh it happens, but both in the same morning ...the world is against you go back to bed try again tomorrow lol

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anon133744x 5

See this would be an FML if we had just a wee bit more context. Like if your husband didn't go to work and pay bills, or this happens often, then it'd be a scummy thing to do. But maybe he was just in a rush to leave and didn't even notice he missed.

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PhoenixChick 26

So if you pay bills, you get the right to piss on the floor and other people aren't entitled to be grossed out?

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DoomedGemini 37

And if op works and pays bills? What the **** dude, you make a mess you clean it up. This isn't a hard concept. No one wants to deal with your waste. If having a job means you can piss wherever you want what's the point of even having the toilet?

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mrswombat 16

Maybe this miserable weather we have been getting in good 'Ole Arkansas has them losing their marbles. In all seriousness, make your hubby clean that up!

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nyagemini23 22

I can understand the dog doing it but what's up with the husband peeing on the floor?

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GabbyPLluch88 13

conspiracy indeed...

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savanah_aaron 14

You are not alone OP.

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IorvethTheXolo 8

I could excuse the dog pee. Even the most well trained dogs can and will have accidents on occasion. If it's not housebroken, I am not going to assume he's poorly trained because you could easily be in the process of housebreaking, puppy or not. The husband though... My mom's ex-husband is one of those men. It is vile and disgusting and I am SO glad that, in nearly 6 years of marriage, I have found my husband's pee on the floor ONCE and I'm pretty sure it's because we were totally sozzled the night before. And I didn't even have to teach him that! Standing and peeing is no excuse for bad aim. Honestly, I think I would be willing to ask him to clean up after himself and improve his aim ONCE before I started using his clothes to clean it up myself. I can tolerate a lot of shit, but pissing all over the floor is NOT one of them.

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