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By peacock_mina19 - 11/02/2009 00:08 - United States

Spicy

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

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By Eagle - 26/01/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Spicy

Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML

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By shouldhaveknown - 26/06/2009 14:22 - Australia

Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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By Sadboy - 06/04/2012 14:24 - United States

Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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By lil_munchkinjen - 09/02/2009 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML

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marny_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:13

wtf #7? your mother sounds incredibly immature. i'm sorry.

rae_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:49

most ridiculous comeback I've heard ... ever. Your mother sounds immature, and most likely at a loss for words.

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Im_your_destiny 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 23:06

My mom and I have had similar conversations...but I'm not a lesbian, she's just cracked.

Edmund_Dantes 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 0:15

Don't speak to your mother like that

michelleJ11 25

Saturday 10 August 2013 22:06

I hope you're joking...

erintree 0

Friday 13 February 2009 23:16

I love this. Haha. :)

Maniac_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 5:54

thats kinda...sad ya know

smil3es 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 10:44

Hahaha, I didn't mean to LOL!

Raven_fml 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 11:09

Your mom's a ****, sorry to say.

KatieWagnerFab 0

Friday 20 February 2009 0:12

Ewwwwww x100000000...that comment would have turned me straight

aqueerian 0

Monday 23 February 2009 9:53

Ugh, good luck with that. My mom's convinced that my being a lesbian is "her fault."

Paigeth 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 5:46

That's very immature of her.

nat66623 0

Friday 27 February 2009 2:14

As if! I'm sorry but it's just so ignorant to think that just because someone's gay, they like every single woman out there!

ShadowlessSpear 21

Saturday 27 September 2014 3:27

Or that people think all gay men go to homosexual sex clubs

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