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By peacock_mina19 - 11/02/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

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You deserved it 27 170

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By Eagle - 26/01/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

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You deserved it 13 123

By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 494

You deserved it 10 075

By shouldhaveknown - 26/06/2009 14:22 - Australia

Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML

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You deserved it 11 179

By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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You deserved it 341

By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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You deserved it 3 886

Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 493

You deserved it 8 746

Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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You deserved it 518

Some taken

By Sadboy - 06/04/2012 14:24 - United States

Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML

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You deserved it 7 205

By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 146

You deserved it 3 213

By lil_munchkinjen - 09/02/2009 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML

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You deserved it 5 934

marny_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:13

wtf #7? your mother sounds incredibly immature. i'm sorry.

rae_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:49

most ridiculous comeback I've heard ... ever. Your mother sounds immature, and most likely at a loss for words.

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pdoom 0

Monday 16 March 2009 1:43

That's just immature, especially from a parent.

bludie_scab 0

Monday 16 March 2009 4:10

by the way this is my all time favorite fmylife posts!!!...every time some one says **** you to me...i always use your moms response...i have no clue whats up with parents these days...BUT THIS was Quite Hilarious!

jeremy_m24 0

Monday 16 March 2009 8:35

The only reason I think you deserved that response was, when you say f you to someone, you have to figure they're gonna make that comeback!

introdlate 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:50

that's awful and immature. clearly she needs some help handling this. therapy, pflag, etc... or maybe you can think of something. good luck conquering her intolerance and lack of class

eat_it 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:53

That older generation just can't handle "The Gay" like ours....

smurf_diddy_m 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 17:46

oh man i no how u feel. my mom hates the fact that i have a gf and telling her was a different story. i told her straight up im a lesbian and she was like so u like girls and i was like yes then she got up and walked out the door and didnt talk to me for like a month

Dimaranien 1

Friday 20 March 2009 3:28

jeez, how rude and twisted

Anonymice_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:48

What kind of awful person would say that to their own child? That's the stuff of nightmares. No one really wants to sleep with their own parents... :(