By Poor Student - 05/12/2011 22:30 - Canada

Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
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superguppy19 3

Damn what a selfish bitch

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rainer13 11

Are you really going to put up with that crap?

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Capt_Oblivious 10

NOW you're a broke student.

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Mirorbo 26

What's it with so many parents presented on FML being inconsiderate jerks?!

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FYLDeep 25

FMLs deal with the shitty things in life. Therefore, when a parent posts an FML, it's about the kids being brats, and when a kid posts one, it's about the parents being assholes.

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thisisafunnyname 12

It probably has something to do with the fact that this is FML, and most stories wouldn't be about loving and caring parents

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shrdlu 28

Unless they're TOO loving, as in incest.

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Akai_fml 4

Most parents *are* inconsiderate jerks. That's why I plan on never becoming one myself.

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cameron194 9

100-akai .. Do u mean never having kids? Or never becoming an asshole parent like Op's?

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stevenmx86 7

Why does she have access to your money?

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QueenMichael 16

Take revenge. Steal money from her. Or do something else. Just make sure it hurts.

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rattusrattus 18

Remove parts of her car, one bit at a time, and sell them for scrap. When she replaces it, remove another part, sell it for scrap. So on and so forth. This way you will recoup the money she stole, and she has to pay more money (and time!) getting her car fixed, so you get your vengence too.

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bighood24 17

Yea just make sure the mom can't find the money

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JinxosGirl87 0

Sneak a weapon in her luggage so she'll be stopped and questioned before boarding.

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perdix 29

Looks like you just failed your mid-term in Hiding Money 101, and your professor absconded to sunny climes with her ill-gotten tuition.

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FYLDeep 25

Getting ready to take a sabbatical leave for "research" purposes.

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perdix 29

If she really wanted to pursue advanced studies in Money Hiding, she'd go to the Cayman Islands . . . and tell her naive, idiot n00b student she's going to a poverty-ridden hellhole.

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maninthebox11 8

Why does your mom know where your stash is? You gotta hide that shit!

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deadeyedex 6

Who wants to do there anyway

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perdix 29

You mean "go?" Baseball scouts.

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catseventhst 0

Because that makes sense...

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