By peneloperigby - 03/02/2009 06:51 - United Kingdom

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Today, my mother called to say that my 11-year-old nephew found my secret stash of nipple tassels, furry hand cuffs, and a bottle of lube. He doesn't want to visit me anymore. FML
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You deserved it 32 125
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aridawn 0

I wouldn't want him over anymore if he's digging through your stuff! What a little brat!

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Guiseppi 0

Heh, nipple tassels. That's just funny.

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aquarius6 0

Uhhh I'd be embarrased

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squigglyshark 0

I thinks he just very insecure, because as an eleven year old boy I would have loved to visit a kinky aunt.

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Haha_no_123 11

Picture your aunt in nipple tassels, handcuffing you and applying lube. I don't think you want a kinky aunt anymore

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The_Derpinator 0

Oooh, kinky !

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Biohazard808 0

it's ok i'll be your substitute nephew

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2XtraZoom 0

I agree with #13. Whether or not your nephew wants to visit, I'd tell him (and your mom) that he wasn't welcome until he either a) stopped going through your stuff, or b) learned to keep quiet about what he found.

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samba6970 0

huhu....and you guys think a simple lock would stop a kid?...they are nasty beings...a simple lock won't stop them from finding the key and opening it if they have the time....:D

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Asheanao 0

How the **** would he know what all of that stuff was? Unless, there were strange images on the containers...

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handytaco 0

You idiot, why the **** do you think? Grow up

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