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By katt_is_here - 06/10/2013 05:51 - United States - Greeley

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Today, my mother came over to my apartment for a surprise visit. It wasn't until after she left that I realized that I left a half empty bottle of adult toy cleaner on the counter in the bathroom. FML
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katt_is_here 24

OP here! To answer some questions: 1) The bottle...well, it's pretty damn obvious what it is considering it has GIANT letters on it that say "Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner" next to a image of a girl dancing with a giant ***** like a stripper pole. If she did see it, it is more than obvious what it is used for. 2) Soap can damage some toys so it's better to get a cleaner specifically designed for the items you are cleaning. You wouldn't wash your windows with oven cleaner, for example. 3) I guess some people missed where I said "SURPRISE" visit. As in I wasn't expecting her. As in there is A LOT of things I would have done to prepare had I known she was coming. I'm not messy, but most people clean their place better when they are expecting company, no? 4) I pay my own bills. This apartment is no more hers than my toys are. Either way, I thought it was a funny and somewhat embarrassing story to share. Have a good one!

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Top comments

Welshite 39

At least you're sanitary. It's better than not cleaning them at all.

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a_wiener_d0g 15

Well at least she didn't call you out and make it awkward

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Comments

cheshirecat13242 32

There's a cleaner specifically for cleaning "adult toys"?? I figured soap & water--or maybe sanitary wipes would've done the trick..

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TheDrifter 23

it's a non alcohol based, latex safe antibacterial, antimicrobial cleaner. Think more like a toy safe version of Purell than soap.

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cheshirecat13242 32

Ah, so cleaning doesn't screw up your screw toy! Classy!

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kumarina 35

Well you always have to keep that hidden somewhere

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gAt_d 26

At least you clean your adult toys. I'm sure your mom would be more upset if you used dirty adult toys. I actually didn't know they made cleaner specifically for adult toys, so thanks for that, OP.

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greeneyebeauty9 28

she's an adult also. I'm sure she understands.

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Epikouros 31

Maybe she thought it was a special iPhone cleaner. And told the whole family.

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hazardmuffin 21

She's an adult, she can handle it. At least she knows you're responsible enough to clean your toys properly, if she even noticed the bottle in the first place.

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bellydancer82 15

Are you sure it wasn't actually half full? Because that's WAY less awkward.

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kinsmas 18

My old bottle read "Safe R Sex" in big letters with the male and female symbols behind the letters. I also know California Exotics makes one, and the name on that is just as obvious.

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