By Notfamous - 02/12/2015 22:18 - United States - West Point

Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML
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C0deJunk1e 23

Tell her to write her own book.

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corky1992 33

I hope you didnt. She's the one who chose to have you. You don't owe her anything. I hate money craving people who take advantage of others for their money.

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dumdum1996 7

Congrats on your book being published op. Just tell her "sorry not sorry this is my accomplishment not yours I didn't spend all this time writing the book for you I deserve my royalties go fly a kite" at least that is what I would do

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Nygma 14

I'd either walk out and break contact with her for a while or begin a shouting match with her regarding who the hell she thought she was. That is ridiculous. Congrats on your book though.

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graphite01 15

Comgradulations on the book! and fyl on the "mother," sorry man.

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littlefoott69 14

Haha as long as she pays the bill for therapy needed from her raising you

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PhoenixChick 26

Ugh, that's a rough one. Bitch logic is amazing. "Oh, you're having some success? Give it all to me. Go live in a box in the street. I deserve everything you ever work for. And hey, where are my grandkids? I can spoil them- I'm expecting some money soon."

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mexicano101 4

Wow your mom is a ****. Parenting isn't a job it's a responsibility

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Xeivan 15

You told her to eat the biggest bag of dicks right???

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