By NinjaWafflesx - 15/12/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
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Angelice_fml 0

She was no right invading into your love life.

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lizzypooh36 18

I'm gonna assume she wasn't too fond of the boyfriend. im sorry, that sucks. something my mom would do though.

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yswt 12

I am sorry but, that taught you a lesson - use a strong password.

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OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6

that's some fancy french insertion in your sentence. I am baffled, or should I say, en extase (google it)

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enderless 6

"hacked my Facebook" = "I forgot to sign out of Facebook and she got on"

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Levvy 22

No way. Mom is part of the l33t crew. She's up in the middle of the night popping X and complaining on IRC with her Usenet buddies about script kiddies these days. Actually, no, you're probably right.

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Joshawott 21

"Hack" into her facebook and post a status about how she's "having an affair with the milkman" or that "the postman always comes with a big package just for me ;)". Seriously though...what a jerk. Oh and next time - log out.

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Joshawott 21

Actually, I am your English teacher. I'm transferring into your year two class after the Christmas holidays. P.S. Santa isn't real

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gundamexia 0

kick her in the balls, she clearly has some... metaphorically

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LullzKitteh 1

no no no! balls are squishy and tender! the proper metaphor is ******, as in "grow a ******", Cuz vaginas can take a pounding!

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brittk23 0

hahahahaha weird.....cause I know someone that this JUST happened to. And it happened because you were caught smoking weed at school, suspended, then your parents found sexts in your phone to your bf. Lol hopefully it's not you?

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LullzKitteh 1

Hundred bucks says OP's 13 and bf is 18. But he *really* loves her, honest!

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zehbruh 16

My mom used to make me give her my Facebook password. Because of things like this, I would immediately change it afterwards. Sucks to be you, OP.

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