Animals: Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Redlands

Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML

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By Witos - 10/04/2013 06:54 - United States - Chandler

Today, my mom started fundraising and selling things on ebay. At first I was happy because I thought she was finally going to help me pay my college tuition. Turns out she's planning on raising money to get our dog a new friend because she's "lonely". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2015 15:40 - Canada - Port-menier

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML

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By Arya Keshri - 18/09/2023 08:00

Today, it's been 3 months since I agreed to my mom's suggestion that we send my dog for training. I just found out that she never sent him for training, but sold him to someone. FML

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By KMROYALShottie - 27/05/2009 04:50 - United States

Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2021 13:59

Today, after I went to live with my biological mom, after she convinced me she’s been off drugs while I was living with my grandparents, she gave me one of two puppies she'd bought as a gift. Then she got arrested. Turns out she stole said puppy. Some things never change. FML

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By anonymous - 14/06/2016 16:47 - United States - Inverness

Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML

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By TDCC - 17/04/2011 01:06 - United States

Today, my dog ate a $2,000 check. My credit card bill gets taken out of my bank account tomorrow. FML

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By sarahpft - 13/09/2009 16:44 - United States

Today, my parents told me they wouldn't be able to afford my senior portraits. That was fine with me, until I found some expensive professional photos in the mail. Of our dog. FML

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By dogshavenipples - 02/06/2010 23:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML

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Monday 9 November 2015 22:50

Sell your mother to buy your dog back

whatarethisss 23

Monday 9 November 2015 22:49

Sell her car to pay your bills and then tell her about it later.

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kayspeakerb1tch 2

Tuesday 17 November 2015 13:25

That's horrible it would of broken my heart

kayspeakerb1tch 2

Tuesday 17 November 2015 13:26

I didn't think Chinese restaurants paid that much for dog.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 23 November 2015 22:46

Get your dog back.

gatorgirl7563 22

Friday 27 November 2015 1:14

Your dog is your property. Call the cops on her (or threaten to) and get your fur-baby back!

dcrannberry 0

Tuesday 12 January 2016 2:02

That baby is yours and she sold it! That is illegal call the cops!

dxdexterxr 4

Wednesday 17 February 2016 14:07

sell her computer for a next gen console

whymeplease44 8

Wednesday 29 June 2016 18:59

when she goes on a long shopping trip or somehing as soon as shes gone look in her room and sell a bunch of her expensive stuff to buy ir dog back

UhYeahNoThanks 4

Wednesday 13 December 2017 14:31

I would wake up at 5 every morning and keep her up till 4 telling her to go my dog back

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