Miscellaneous: Today, my mother keyed my car because I wouldn't invite her into... - FML

By crazyparents - 10/11/2010 07:12 - Australia

Today, my mother keyed my car because I wouldn't invite her into my home and get her a cup of tea, so she could continue screaming that she was going to kill me while I tried to feed my 4 month old daughter. The last time I got her a cup of tea she threw it in my face. FML

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howtragic 5

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:40

I am 24 years old and have been married for 4 years, own my own home etc. I went to private schools and uni, all the "good family" crap. But in reality, my mother is just off the rails, and my father is just as bad. She's always been like this, and it was ok when it was just me she was trying to hurt me but its gone beyond that now. Calling it quits and keeping well away from her. And she dosn't take sugar.

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KiwiLime 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 12:06

your mother needs help. mental hospital help.

yanna227 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 12:14

crazy much....I think you should give her a sippy cup, plastic keys, and a nice padded room. I would definitely be pissed and she would be on her way to shady pines nursing home for an extended "vacation"

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confusedAsFuck 34

Friday 16 August 2013 11:04

Dafuq is wrong with parents these days? they should calm the **** down or get stabbed in the neck with a pencil

GossipGirlBitch 20

Monday 26 August 2013 13:55

Only bogans.

theorist3 7

Monday 3 February 2014 20:09

Time to call the cops!!!

doglover100 28

Thursday 3 April 2014 22:32

She needs mental help.

fantasyworld 37

Friday 5 December 2014 21:33

She needs help.

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