By crazyparents - 10/11/2010 07:12 - Australia

Today, my mother keyed my car because I wouldn't invite her into my home and get her a cup of tea, so she could continue screaming that she was going to kill me while I tried to feed my 4 month old daughter. The last time I got her a cup of tea she threw it in my face. FML
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I am 24 years old and have been married for 4 years, own my own home etc. I went to private schools and uni, all the "good family" crap. But in reality, my mother is just off the rails, and my father is just as bad. She's always been like this, and it was ok when it was just me she was trying to hurt me but its gone beyond that now. Calling it quits and keeping well away from her. And she dosn't take sugar.

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KiwiLime 0

your mother needs help. mental hospital help.

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yanna227 0

crazy much....I think you should give her a sippy cup, plastic keys, and a nice padded room. I would definitely be pissed and she would be on her way to shady pines nursing home for an extended "vacation"

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kawigurl 0

can somebody say psycho??

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Flounder 2

This is the first FML I've read in a long time that really IS a ****** life. FYL, OP.

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TiffanyBlews27 0

Restraining order & get her into a psychiatric ward! That's psychotic behaviour, & shouldn't be left untreated. o_O

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mike3775 35

I guess the concept of calling the police is foreign to the OP

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PeteElMalo 0

you should key her face and throw tea in her car

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funzcpl 0

take a mental inquest warrant out on her! CRAZY BITCH!!!!!!

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Griggy 0

You're mom has schizophrenia?

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starfuryt550 3

Those Australian moms be crazy bitches.

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