Miscellaneous: Today, my mother sent my birthday present to me four days late....

By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 14:23 - United States

Today, my mother sent my birthday present to me four days late. It was a handy keychain blood alcohol detector so I can make sure I'm sober before I drive. FML

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By DriveMeNot - 27/10/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML

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By Ari - 16/01/2013 06:36

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a bottle of champagne for my birthday. This is the third year in a row she has done this. I'm a recovering alcoholic, and she's well aware of that fact. FML

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By coffee girl - 22/07/2011 20:31 - Canada

Today, the gift my mother had mailed me for my birthday finally arrived. It was a gift card for Starbucks. A gift card that had already been redeemed. FML

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By the only sober one - 15/05/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML

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By rene - 22/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML

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By MrFerret - 06/05/2011 03:41

Today, it's my birthday, and my present is that my mom is coming over to see me so that she can borrow three hundred dollars. FML

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You deserved it 3 398

By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 04:57 - United States - Paducah

Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Niles

Today, my mother had to ask me when my birthday was, because she gets it confused with the day she bought our old car. FML

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By Jillian Drute - 16/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML

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By as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker - 05/04/2014 22:04 - United Kingdom - Birkenhead

Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML

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Luckster 0

Friday 30 October 2009 22:10

Sounds like a gag gift my Dad would give me, even though I'm too much of a wuss to drink. I'll kill myself slowly with cola, thanks.

Dark_Queen 0

Friday 30 October 2009 22:29

My older brother just died because he was hit by a drunk driver. I think it's a thoughtful gift to give someone. It shows they care.

Comments

TheGuyOverThere 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 0:14

Is your mother perhaps hinting at something?

cheetahboo2010 5

Saturday 31 October 2009 0:14

Hell, if you don't want it, give it to me! :)

DinMor_dk 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 0:36

I kinda wanted to rate it "you probably deserved it", but unfortunately that's not an option.

dacman48 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 0:41

STOP BITCHING! OBVIOUSLY< SHE DOSNT WANT U DEAD. U ****** INGRATE

irun4edmund 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 1:08

FTW. best birthday gift ever. Totally not an FML

wellinever 5

Saturday 31 October 2009 1:24

Clearly this is an FML. This wonderful gift arrived four days after the OP needed it. Too late. She's busted.

mpangz 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 1:38

epic win.

Chopperman_fml 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 1:45

This isn't an FML at all. It's a neat thing to have, even if you never need to use it. The only reason you would call this an FML is if you were hoping your mom didn't know about your drinking problem >.>

Cristaderzi 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 2:19

How is is a Fyl when your Mom cares! Ydi for drinking... AND ydi if youve ever driven drunk!

lives_ppl 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 2:58

Your mom sounds awesome. Here's why: she cares about your safety she doesn't want you to get arrested she actually teaches you she didn't just blow it off when she realized she forgot to send you a present or she had been waiting to get one of those she wants you to be a responsible person and trusts you to do it yourself and care enough about yourself she doesn't think you're worthless enough to not do all of the above.