By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 14:23 - United States

Today, my mother sent my birthday present to me four days late. It was a handy keychain blood alcohol detector so I can make sure I'm sober before I drive. FML
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Luckster 0

Sounds like a gag gift my Dad would give me, even though I'm too much of a wuss to drink. I'll kill myself slowly with cola, thanks.

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Dark_Queen 0

My older brother just died because he was hit by a drunk driver. I think it's a thoughtful gift to give someone. It shows they care.

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xenomorph 0

These gadgets should come standard-issue in cars by law: http://www.freepatentsonline.com/4723625.html I know of many good people in Russia (and in America as well) who have been killed by drunk drivers.

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PeachyKin 0

Smart lady! I say send a thank you letter and an award!

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knowbodie21 0

at least you got a present. shit i could use that thing. im 21 and my parents are jehovah witnesses and ive never recieved a birthday,christmasmor valintines day present in my life. not to mention at the very least being told "hey you were born today"

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FoundManyLemons 0

No FYL, just FU for being an ungrateful ass.

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suzsmith 0

what the hell? that sounds like a cool present! I want one!

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BadLuckBub 0

If there's a REASON she sent it, it's your own fault idiot. If not, then it is very f'd up.

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CarterColbie 4

That actually sounds useful unless you don't greet. She's your mom, she's watching out for you. At least be glad you got something.

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ryguy997 0

thank her. that may prevent you some drunk driving charges. unless you don't drink. then it's an FML.

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mickeyroxsox 2

that's pretty cool I want one. you should be grateful

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