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By butimarealbear - 13/07/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend asked my dad why he gave me the nickname "Bear," which he has called me since I was very little. My dad responded, "Because she has a hairy back." FML

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Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:00

Or Po.

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:02

Panda no like being called regular name. Panda strong like warrior!

Comments

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:25

most Radom FML of the day award.

lovejdbieber 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:53

not really

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Wednesday 13 July 2011 23:48

btw Justin bieber is a fag lol

tomahto 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:26

is his real name Pablo Sandoval?

teto10k 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 8:26

go giants!

krysxkatastrophe 14

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:31

You should buy him a panda Halloween costume.

x_messyjessy_x 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:09

he doesn't need a costume for Halloween lol

wargasam 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:35

Pablo sandoval?

ED35 7

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:48

Baseball player for the San Francisco Giants.

Neukmijnleven 9

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:39

Your comment : Just call him Panda.

xxmollyxx 25

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:45

This is brilliant. As is the OP's name :)

alex6946 10

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:47

I know a guy called Panda! he does nasty things D:

alex6946 10

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:53

aww damn, i thought FML didn't put it the first time!

alex6946 10

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:49

I know a guy called Panda! he does nasty things D:

mrbeastmode 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:50

hahaha that's my friends nickname! xD

J1hill33 12

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:51

I wonder if he's fat

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