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By butimarealbear - 13/07/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML

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green_eggs_and_h 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:00

Or Po.

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:02

Panda no like being called regular name. Panda strong like warrior!

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jessicaaaXD 4

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:24

That's ironic I know a guy named panda Ronaldo or something looks real emo lives in az maybe same guy if not the world is being taken over by crazzies

10ofSpades 3

Thursday 14 July 2011 2:18

haha his cute but if you go to close he will rip your throat out? or he is white and has 2 black eyes

manbearpig7173 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 2:59

It's only a problem when he begins to skin pandas for their hide so he can wear it as a costume.

vivchar 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 4:11

lol

mikede420 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 4:16

does he think he's the sexual harassment panda from south park!

mikede420 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 4:18

does he think he's the sexual harassment panda from south park!

teamholcombe 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 4:23

I went to school with I guy named 'Panda'.

courtneykinz97 5

Thursday 14 July 2011 4:23

I'm sorry!

mrcoolman 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 4:24

sexual harassment panda!

Synyster430 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 5:00

or maybe because his junk is as hard as bamboo?

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