Miscellaneous: Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call...

By butimarealbear - 13/07/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML

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Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

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Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML

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Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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Venus in Furs

By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend asked my dad why he gave me the nickname "Bear," which he has called me since I was very little. My dad responded, "Because she has a hairy back." FML

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Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:00

Or Po.

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:02

Panda no like being called regular name. Panda strong like warrior!

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loljkgirl 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 5:14

throw him in a room with a tiger, snake, mantis and crane and he'll fit right in.

jambrose73 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 5:39

Pablo?

BossHawg254 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 5:52

omg its a nickname get sum attetion sumwhere else...

campana1024 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:00

is it pablo sandoval???( just in case u dnt kno who that is he is a baseball player for the san francisco giants and his nickname is kung fu panda)

kay729 7

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:02

he's a keeper

jessi030304 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:04

hahaha I have a friend nicknamed Panda

jazz1350 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:18

is he Pablo sandavol? if not, don't call him panda

laurenstumbles15 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 6:25

WIN

mikede420 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 7:00

does he think he's the sexual harassment panda from south park!

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 14 July 2011 7:08

I wonder... is he related to Snake?

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Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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Today, after being unemployed for the last year, I finally got an interview. When they asked me my favorite pastime, I panicked and said, "Dancing with my cat." I guess I won’t be hearing from them anytime soon. FML

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Today, I mixed up my chapstick and cork grease. Now my clarinet smells like cherries, and my lips smell like a gym floor. FML

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Today, I saw some really nice dining room chairs sitting out on the curb waiting for the garbage man. I went to the door to ask the owners why they were throwing them out. They told me it was because they had just bought new furniture. While I was talking to the owner, somebody else picked them up. FML

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