By poop - 28/02/2012 07:10 - United States

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML
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Pentium_4 27

that's good. i didn't wake up and failed class. good luck!

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hateevryone 14

i wouldn't use that thing.

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juybuygo 13

I actually want to buy one for myself now. would definately wake my lazy self up.

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apocalyptic_1125 0

Kill her. It's the only way.

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DomoLaDii 8

haha stop being lazy

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letsgoracing 8

I want an alarm like that. That sounds like a great way to start the day.

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aRandomLazyLoser 0

I had sumthin like that before. I chucked it out of my 3 story high bedroom window

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Miaoudeminou 7

Damn that sucks. I completely understand. I'd suggest finding a decent job and getting away from the crazy. It was the best thing I ever did. Ear plugs & a box fan (to drown noise) will be your best friends. I had parents that'd use the riding lawn mower right outside my bedroom window. Apparently 6am was the only time they felt was "okay" to mow the lawn. There were many days where I worked till midnight and wouldn't get home till almost 1am.

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