Transportation: Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached...

By poop - 28/02/2012 07:10 - United States

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

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By Crippled - 27/12/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, my parents bought me an alarm clock that runs away from you while beeping obnoxiously when you hit snooze. I just had ankle surgery and am unable to walk. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 08:02 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I woke up to find that my parents had replaced my regular alarm clock with a walking one that requires you to get up and find it. The alarm was set to 5:00AM, which would have been fine if it wasn't the weekend. FML

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Kill it with fire

By Anonymous - 31/05/2022 06:00 - Germany - Moormerland

Today, my dad reactivated a digital clock we had lying around, and accidentally set an alarm on it. For 1 a.m.. So guess who went hunting for that noise in the middle of night. And guess who banished the thing to the living room, then forgot about it, and slept on the sofa in said living room. Or tried to. FML

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Zapped

By joey - 09/03/2020 05:00

Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML

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By baldspot - 02/04/2012 05:38 - Australia

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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By tiredofthis - 10/10/2012 17:38 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML

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By poohanne - 12/01/2013 06:36 - United States - Ville Platte

Today, my mom made up a new game. She thinks it's hilarious to hide my brother's creepy Batman toy around the house to creep me out. This has been going on for hours and I still scream every time. FML

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By RaceCar - 12/02/2010 19:24 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML

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By emperor - 21/07/2009 05:38 - Bangladesh

Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML

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By IMAWAKE - 17/03/2014 19:07 - United States - Romulus

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML

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Pentium_4 27

Tuesday 28 February 2012 11:46

that's good. i didn't wake up and failed class. good luck!

emeraldon 7

Tuesday 28 February 2012 11:48

That's pretty genius to be honest!

Comments

random_acc_name 5

Tuesday 28 February 2012 12:52

This is in no way a bad thing. Set the alarm to when you need to get up, get up and stop whining about it.

dooshka 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 13:09

I want one of these cars!

biggerthanlife 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 13:11

Lemmi guess. Youre 45?

perdix 29

Tuesday 28 February 2012 13:33

Get her one that's shaped like a hearse and plays funeral dirges. Tell her she's not going to have to put with it for much longer. Mwahahaha!

zombicidal 11

Tuesday 28 February 2012 14:32

I've always wanted to drive a hearse it'd be the best vehicle ever

immaMonsta 8

Tuesday 28 February 2012 14:34

What an evil plan you've got there. I approve lol.

reccee 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 13:34

Maybe get your lazy ass out if bed? Let me guess your 16 and the world ows you everything?

Azail 15

Tuesday 28 February 2012 15:39

Assuming a bit much there aren't you now ? For all you know OP could be a college student exhausted from studying for an exam. So don't assume because assuming makes an ass out of you when you are wrong.