By poop - 28/02/2012 07:10 - United States

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML
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Pentium_4 27

that's good. i didn't wake up and failed class. good luck!

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tomakobriefs 11

For anyone who wants one, if you go to ThinkGeek and search for "Clocky Robotic Alarm," it can be yours! :D

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random_acc_name 5

oh wow, I so want that! Shame that I don't live in the states or Canada and so can't get it...

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greenbean_12345 7

:O That is an awesome idea. I want like 10 of them to put into random houses (let me clarify, i meant random *friends* houses)...ohhh the madnesss!!!

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Vertas 10

That is awesome. I need to find a few of these.

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micahsmommy 13

At least it's not a baby. They don't turn off when you catch them.

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WaylonD 4

Sounds like u need to get to bed earlier so you'll roll ur ass out of bed when it's time to get up! That way ur mom don't have to go to such extremes to make sure you're up!!!

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choff47436 4

My alarm clock sounds like a truck backing over me. I keep it on the other side of the room so I don't just turn it off. But I do get my lazy ass out of bed and go to work

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LeapOfFaith 8

Surprise her..buy her a cake on her birthday and make it explode just after she blows out the candles. That way she doesn't get burnt, and everyone's happy.

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