By poop - 28/02/2012 07:10 - United States

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML
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Pentium_4 27

that's good. i didn't wake up and failed class. good luck!

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doorick 4

the shit people invent

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karmicsamadi86 9

Haha. I got my brother one that is a helicopter that flies around with the key to turn the alarm off. He hates it, but he's always on time for school now!

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SeemsToFail 0

I had one of those except it was a monkey clapping but my dog attacked it haha

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SeemsToFail 0

I had one of those except it was a monkey clapping but my dog attacked it haha

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Chrispayne 4

I got my roommate the same thing thinking that he would stop hitting thw snoze button. No it just keeps going off.

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sirsquab 12

Not gonna lie, I could use one of these.

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terrask 11

You wouldn't need it if you got out of bed at the first ring. And nop, the hour at which you get up is not an excuse. I get up in the morning, wash, eat and drive to work before sunrise, every working day for the past two years. Then again I go to bed before 10pm on workdays. Get some self-discipline and your mother wont treat your like a lazyass slob.

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Azail 15

84 - A bit harsh dont you think. Not every ******* person has the ability to get up early everyday. Perhaps the OP stays up way to late studying or doing something else But I take my hat off to you. You not only excel at the things you mention but you can also excel at being an asshole.

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Artisani 3

#117, hey, hey. Remember that assuming thing you just talked about not doing because it makes an ass out of us? You just did it. You ASSUMED that OP is a college student, and you ASSUMED that this guy just naturally woke up early and didn't have to teach his body to do that. You, sir, are also quite a gifted asshole.

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