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By ThatOneGirl646 - 12/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

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Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 18:22 - United Kingdom - Wokingham

Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

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Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By yova - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

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Pentium_4 27

Thursday 12 January 2012 8:55

for all the guys' sake in your school.....keep wearing the yoga pants!

xbrit551 13

Thursday 12 January 2012 8:55

Damn, I love yoga pants

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chaos212 10

Friday 13 January 2012 7:15

Your mom won.

ckhid_fml 0

Friday 13 January 2012 7:52

girls that wear yoga pants all the time are just slobs period. so i would hate to see what this person looks like and i hope your dad shows up in that speedo

LondonAbby 3

Friday 13 January 2012 8:00

I looove wearing my yoga pants... to PALATES, but really, you should wear what you feel comfortable in, rock that cameltoe hun! and if you dad has a problem with that tell him to shove a sock in it :p

GroovyGravy 7

Friday 13 January 2012 14:42

Dad in a speedo? Sexy

Rasetsu 10

Friday 13 January 2012 17:00

I ALWAYS wear yoga pants to school. Very comfortable and I love them.

StromyG2 10

Friday 13 January 2012 19:54

That's gotta be effective. I just adopted that as a parenting strategy!

bubo_fml 10

Friday 13 January 2012 23:50

Better than Dad picking you up wearing a Yogi strap...Then again, I'd call her on it just to see if your Dad'll go thru with it...

DaMan25 4

Saturday 14 January 2012 1:27

I love when the girls at my school where yoga pants but if u still wanna show off where a guys next best friend....skinny jeans :+)

ibanez330 2

Saturday 14 January 2012 4:46

You do realize no one can see through a car door to see your dad's speedo. Also unless your dad is as weird as its humanly possible, im pretty sure he wouldnt go around minors in a speedo...

kalbrek009 20

Saturday 14 January 2012 9:17

So knock it off & wear REAL pants. Problem solved.

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