By imobesejk - 17/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
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ThorneCrossed 9

she's going to beat you in that race. not a real race of course, she would be out of breath

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dreamering 16

Tell her you're pregnant with your dad. Let's see what's more shocking.

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enonymous 8

She's her own Surgeon General warning.

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Skankles 0

Well at least she's concerned....in a sort if way.

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LizzJizz 16

Pregnant with your dad? The ****? Shes giving birth to her dad D:? Oh the *****-er!! How does that work.......anyways your moms a fckn douche...take her cigarette & put it out against her forehead

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twizlet 0

ur a ******* idiot. daddy got her preg. dipshit

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skullman870 1

it's called second hand smoke smart one

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NaggerHagger 6

I think he was referring to OP's mom

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quinnjamin10 2

No, you're the "smart one". You failed to read the very first comment. smart one

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PeachyJinx 7

Uhh ever tried walking away when she lights one up o_O either way fyl

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redbluegreen 40

Cigarette smoke can linger for quite a long time though even after their mum's lit up and finished. If her mum has a habit of smoking indoors, I really don't think the OP can escape it.

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metalguy95 11

totally believable. I got pneumonia from second hand 2 years ago

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

if your gonna get lung cancer from your mom you may as well start smoking the ganja yourself.

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lajaynay 15

Coming from a true Sublime fan. haha.

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MeleMallory 0

*you're Cigarette smoke and marijuana are different. But you've probably smoked so much pot that your brain cells have died and you're now too dumb to know that.

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