Miscellaneous: Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in...

By missy - 09/03/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML

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By NoPeeGiven - 14/04/2013 05:10 - United States - Palatine

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML

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Hygienic

By imfullthanks - 14/03/2009 23:06 - Norway

Today, my mother had to take a stool sample because she has been ill for several days. Curious, I eventually had to ask, "How did you intercept the poo before it got submerged in water?" She yelled from the other room, "You know that little plate with the red stripe?" I was eating off it. FML

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Well played

By anonymous - 05/03/2014 05:43 - United States - League City

Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML

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By I'm stupid - 25/11/2012 15:08 - United States - Naperville

Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML

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By analbel - 05/11/2018 12:00

Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 14/05/2010 04:33 - Canada

Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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Late arrival

By Nikki Lynn Richardson - 18/05/2020 02:00

Today, I went to the store to go buy a pregnancy test because my period was 7 days late. I get home, go into the bathroom, pull down my underwear, pee and come to find out I'd started my period when I looked at it after peeing on it. FML

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Taking the piss

By allie - 31/05/2021 22:01

Today, my mom forced me to take a drug test while she watched. I couldn’t do it due to nerves, so she grounded me because, "there's no way I would be nervous unless I was doing drugs." Nope, just a shy bladder. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML

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Hannah_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:56

i totally thought it would have ended up as a drug test, not a pregnancy test.

Nuklear 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:54

clever.

Comments

o_O_o_O13 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:54

haha what were the results? if you are pregnant, then it's a good thing she did what she did if you're not, you should hold it against her for not trusting you

EFF_MY_LIFE_202 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 9:40

monkey speaks #86.. i find that really funny but im 14 and no other 14 year old spells cause cuz and your yr..lol

greeneggsnsam 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:28

sneaky...very sneeaky.

suckstobeyou3 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 3:04

wooow, what a sneaky and conniving mother you have. -- and thank you greenman. you made me laugh a lot today XD why do they have to moderate everything? cant see what you said on #11 ): how utterly depressing.

Charlie88 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 0:58

An allergy test on a urinesample?

cr1sis 0

Friday 21 August 2009 9:27

what a bitch lol plus im pretty sure they use blood for allergies and when i tested they put pure sample on my skin to test for reactions

godhelpme92 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 0:23

I really hate lunatics that believe everything you do that is "bad" is a sin in the eye of the lord... STFU crazy people!! This is pointed to #6 ur like the crazy lady from the movie the mist

Anteezy 7

Monday 30 November 2009 16:00

Maybe your mom is pregnant by another man, and she tried to cover it up with your urine on a pregnancy test so she could show to your dad that she ain't pregnant by some other dude.

Bucinka 5

Tuesday 22 December 2009 18:01

Both. You deserve it for falling for the lame story your mother gave, and FYL for having a mother that would be so underhanded and doesn't trust you. First of all, allergies are determined with scratch and blood tests, not urine. Second, unless she asked for the sample in the morning, she doesn't know what she's doing. At least you can console yourself with the story from #132. (Notice I am not making a comment on your sexual activity. It's not for me or anyone else here to judge you.) @everyone else: You do realize #6 is satire, right?