Money: Today, my mother took 350 dollars from savings to go to a psychic....

By Teen With No Money - 03/08/2011 15:49 - United States

Today, my mother took 350 dollars from savings to go to a psychic. But it's okay though, because now I know I'm an "ancient soul from another dimension". An "ancient soul" who now has no money. FML

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By really mom - 15/04/2012 17:38 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my mom started dipping into my college savings, just so she can continue throwing money away on visiting a medium who claims she can channel the spirit of our recently-deceased family dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2021 00:30 - United States - Decatur

Today, I found out my mom has literally spent all her savings sending money to some bullshit-peddling megachurch televangelist, who apparently told her that giving them money would ensure her future fortune. Tithings, my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 05:06 - Canada

Today, my mom told me she spent $760 on "quantum pendants" that "produce scalar energy that helps to enhance the body’s biofield." When I told her she got scammed, she denied it and yelled at me. Best part? She frequently lectures me about how I waste my money and spend irresponsibly. FML

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By Coffee Boy - 23/06/2012 04:55 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML

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By FuckedOver - 14/01/2016 14:31 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 02:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2021 21:59

Today, after feeling lost and sad for a long time, in a last attempt to get some answers, I'd saved up and flew to see a very famous clairvoyant. For the whole session, all she talked about was how great and successful my brother is going to be. $250 down the drain. FML

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By Rain - 14/11/2016 11:43

Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML

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CONFESS!

By daughter of a gullible cunt - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, as per usual, my mother went to see her psychic, who told her that one of her children is harbouring a "dark secret". Now we're all grounded until one of us confesses our obviously non-existent secret. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2020 17:02

Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML

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Wednesday 3 August 2011 18:49

So are you going to haunt her?

flockz 19

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:11

a wild Psycho Mother has appeared. ( key theme music) Psycho Mother uses Steal Money! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!! (player starts bursting into tears) Psycho Mother quickly uses Ancient Soul Prophecies! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!! Player is down to no health... WAIT!!! Player uses FML to describe his feelings! EVERY STAT MAXES OUT! Player uses Common Sense on Psycho Mother! Psycho Mother fled.

Comments

123jade456 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 20:15

once again...crazy people these days!

wafflesyay 2

Wednesday 3 August 2011 20:20

You only had 350 dollars in your saving?

perdix 29

Wednesday 3 August 2011 20:38

What's even worse, back in the day, in that other dimension, 350 bucks was like a million bucks is today. Of course, in that dimension, you are constantly explaining that George Washington, Abe Lincoln and Ben Franklin are great men from the future that will do things so great, they'll be honored on paper currency. Damn, you could have bought a lot of grog and wenches for that money!

Lights_Out_fml 6

Wednesday 3 August 2011 20:38

All my life, I've wished to be an ancient soul, and you aren't even appreciating it....

SxeDaze 13

Wednesday 3 August 2011 21:28

You're from a whole nother' world... a different dimension. The same thing happened to me but the amount was way smaller . ydi for letting her access your account.

fips_the_monkey 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 21:42

Lol

DamnSmooth 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 21:49

Is your mother a 'Wiccan' or ''Pagan' by any chance ? Cuz that would explain everything. (the majority of them tend to be fat, loud women with a pathetic, overactive imagination & a tendency to make retarded decisions)

billyme 4

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:17

Are you stupid? I'd really be interested in finding out what your beliefs are considering you find it okay to stereotype, disrespect others beliefs and be a complete jerk. For the record, people's looks have little to do with their beliefs.