By Teen With No Money - 03/08/2011 15:49 - United States

Today, my mother took 350 dollars from savings to go to a psychic. But it's okay though, because now I know I'm an "ancient soul from another dimension". An "ancient soul" who now has no money. FML
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flockz 19

a wild Psycho Mother has appeared. ( key theme music) Psycho Mother uses Steal Money! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!! (player starts bursting into tears) Psycho Mother quickly uses Ancient Soul Prophecies! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!! Player is down to no health... WAIT!!! Player uses FML to describe his feelings! EVERY STAT MAXES OUT! Player uses Common Sense on Psycho Mother! Psycho Mother fled.

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jren207 24

The psychic would tell her where it was ;)

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Uhuuuu 3

I like it how teens think they should have money when their parents pay for their rent, utilities, food, and probably car.

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JPLovesAnimals 4

Hide your money and steal hers(:

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multilolgrl 2

What do you mean by ancient soul

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zchats 0

So you only had 350 dollars in you're savings??

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JEHughes 13

I would have told you something like that for $100.

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Climaxx 11

$350 for a physic? Mate, you got ripped off.

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Ugi 26

Even Dumbledore will tell you that divination is mostly fraud and true seers are extremely rare! Why does everyone on FML seem to have family members who steel their money? Does everyone have parents/other halves who are both financially and morally bankrupt? Your mother needs to understand that this is theft.

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