By No-Sleep Nellie - 07/07/2015 13:26 - United States - Waterloo

Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML
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ChristinePi 36

Well when she's sleeping you should do some cleaning of your own and if she questions you, give her the same response.

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Ihavegas 22

that scene from dont stop or my mum will shoot

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Krwman 8

Is this payback for having a 7 7/8 hat size??

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rockninja 21

mom's and their cleaning. the just are freaks when it comes to that

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sandman676 20

Wtf who would want to clean at that time of day

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worldclassrager 39

Ear plugs and a NyQuil...that will knock you out

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iwadasn 32

NyQuil might not be the best choice if he has to wake up early for work the next morning, though.

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moosetracks22 10

a little bit of Nyquil will go a long ways for knocking you out. I had a similar situation, a neighbor in the building behind me was playing their music so loud at 3 AM that I could feel the vibrations 50 feet away on the 2nd floor. I took a half dose of Nyquil and easily woke up with my alarm a few hours later

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jairienfaite 20

OP could also forget to mention they are way pasd the age of living with their parents and the mom is using passive agressive behavior to point it out.

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Fairyjoshy 13

Just like you failed to mention that you like to jump to wild and outdated conclusions?

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SublimeChic4 15

YESSSSS!!!! FOR REAL! Could not agree more! About them being to old to live with their parents I mean.

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britbrat237 14

That's my reason for wanting to move out! I hate the weekends especially.

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NightKat 25

My dad did stuff like that at the ass crack of dawn when I had just gotten to sleep after my graveyard shifts. So on my days off I started banging pots and pans, and slamming doors while he was sleeping and very quickly made my point.

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ratorr2 23

My mom did the same thing at 1am and I had school the next day. I was in high school at the time and she was one of those night owls who couldn't seem to sleep at night. She also had the habit of starting dinner an hour or two after I went to bed.

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