By Live02Dance - 25/06/2011 12:58 - United States
Same thing different taste
Painful
By rise - 08/05/2021 10:59
Nutso
By space_cadet90818 - 08/03/2010 00:16 - United States
Bad data
By maida - 02/06/2021 04:01
Quack quack quack
By mikki_arlert - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Melbourne
Gimme the Vicodin
By Anonymous - 10/10/2018 17:30
Mother of the year
By lmastr64 - 08/10/2010 10:31 - France
By Anonymous - 21/04/2013 17:36 - Kuwait - Kuwait
Tis the season
By creimers - 01/07/2020 23:01
Show me where it hurts
By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 19:02 - United States - Weslaco
By Sam - 09/01/2018 19:00
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then ask her for a morphine injection.
Your mother has the makings of a career in medicine. *sarcasm*
Your mom is a psycho. Sorry!
This calls for anal insertion!
that sucks. tell her that you're going to start doing cocaine just for fun.
She needs a bullet medication,it's gonna be in her head but YOU'LL be the one feeling better :)
how old are you? go to the cabinet and take the medicine. can you not open the child- proof cap?
She's probly hiding it somewhere like the stupid failed mother she is.
let's see what your mom says when she Is laying on a hospital bed.
Take it anyway you pansy. You can get on FML and whine about it but you can't go take the meds yourself? YDI I hope it's the worst migraine ever.
Logic, it can be used correctly.
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I would like to give your mum an award of excellence on behalf of all the staff of "Complete Idiot University" also known as CIU.
im just wondering why their mom even has medicine in the first place if she doesn't even believe in it...