By niccy - 09/09/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor came up to me, lowered her voice and said, "I suggest you buy some drapes for your bedroom dear..." When she started to walk away, she added, "...and a gym membership." FML
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redbluegreen 40

Who needs a gym membership when you already have a perfectly good bed capable of enduring all the working out you'll ever need?

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ghostdude99 0

Make them a pie with laxative in it. That will make you feel better, and next time she stares into your house, go nude...that will make them think twice of telling you what you should do with your house.

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FMLsOhilarious 6

Lol that's a good one. OP you should really consider doing what 49 said. I highly doubt you're reading this though because you should be too busy buying yourself some blinds.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Neighbor = win. She's had to watch your blubbery self for who knows how long because you can't bother buying curtains.

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WTFreversed 5

what a rude bitch lol she was checking you out though (y) fyl

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WTFreversed 5

but it would of been funnier if she said you needa trim that fro of yours

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Drapes are kind of a given, aren't they? If you've been changing without drapes on your windows, I kind of think you were asking for that...Sorry! If my neighbors ran around the house in a state of undress and didn't have drapes or curtains, I would probably tell them to get some.

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Norway94 0

Maybe you should take her up on that? If she seriously took the time to walk up to you and basicly tell you that you're fat, than I would say that you probably are.

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Doortje 29

At least you're getting any. Next time, point that out to her.

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berg54 0

sounds like good advice to me. YDI, get some drapes, people do creep a lot.

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jwilk05 4

don't be mad at ur neighbor cause ur a fatty.. it ain't her fault. it's funny how people now days can't admit there fat and put down te fast food and eat somethin healthy.. put ur treadmill on 8 with an incline for 3 or so months and get urself in shape.. there's no excuse for bein fat.. a 600 some odd man got under 200 pounds with no surgery so if he can do it then anyone can

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