Animals: Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog,...

By Why Me - 20/10/2014 03:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML

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By this means war! - 19/02/2022 14:00

Today, I reported my neighbor to the leasing office for never picking up her dog’s turds. They told me they couldn't do anything without proof, so I snapped a picture and sent it in. Ever since then, I’ve been getting dog turds thrown on my porch. Coincidence? I think not. FML

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By seriously - 25/10/2024 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, no matter how many times I've asked, my dumbass neighbor can't get into the habit of regularly picking up after her six dogs. Her backyard is covered in shit with probably just inches between each pile or log. This means the wind blows the smell of shit in the direction of my house. I can't open a window. FML

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By Username - 13/02/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

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By A…… - 23/05/2015 03:25 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML

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By ev_lyn_aw - 17/05/2017 04:00

Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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By yikes - 02/03/2013 15:32 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML

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By Dez Johnson - 07/03/2021 11:01

Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML

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By Zoe Avila - 09/08/2011 22:55 - United States

Today, a downstairs neighbor of mine claimed money from me because apparently my dog took a dump on the fire escape, and the poop fell through the grates and on her groceries. I don't have a dog, but I paid the money anyway, because I was too ashamed to tell her it was my husband. FML

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By MasterWong - 20/06/2018 19:00

Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML

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feven 32

Monday 20 October 2014 14:11

Record her and show her the recording

macros 12

Monday 20 October 2014 14:13

Put it on her front porch and light it on fire.

Comments

jeanyrios 10

Tuesday 21 October 2014 1:13

Record her

DounutCereal 24

Tuesday 21 October 2014 1:46

Record her doing it and then post the video publically :) Only THEN put it on her front porch

diving_fml 30

Tuesday 21 October 2014 2:00

get it on camera....

kellyem2 20

Tuesday 21 October 2014 2:22

I'd take pictures and report her. In most cities failing to properly clean up after your animal is a ticket.

cheesebond 29

Tuesday 21 October 2014 4:42

Two words, VIDEO EVIDENCE

nattlecakes 19

Tuesday 21 October 2014 5:10

Collect it and then set it on fire on her doorstep

NellieeNell 18

Tuesday 21 October 2014 5:14

But why of all places on YOUR driveway. She obviously has a hidden hatred towards you. Sorry OP

BrotherPhil 35

Tuesday 21 October 2014 21:48

Not very hidden.

Jessssuhh 17

Tuesday 21 October 2014 5:46

Up until recently we had a black rottweiler named Monty who was very well trained and would only go to the bathroom down the side of our house (on the compost heap) where he was trained to go. Our neighbours would pick up all the dog poo on their and a few surrounding houses lawns and make a dog shit minefield on our driveway, because the dog responsible is black. Except there are about 15 black dogs on this street alone.