By hellalegit - 07/11/2014 06:26 - United States - San Jose

Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML
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hellalegit 18

OP here :) So just a little background: I was in fact using spray cans of paint so I was doing it in the driveway because I didn't want to damage the grass in my backyard. The little kid comes over when I turn my back for two seconds and annihilates it. His mom just laughed when I told her ugh :( Fortunately, although the project was due today, I got an extension from my super cool teacher :)

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Zebediabolical 39

Run him over. And when his mom and the police ask you about it, answer 'VROOM VROOM MOTHAFUCKA!'

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Klima_fml 29

Don't you just love kids? :)

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Gwen4var 31

Five is to young to be cursing... Though its really not my decisions what parents allow there kids to do...

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cryssycakesx3 22

their, there, they're- same thing...

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ahippienamedrae 10

"Get out me mum's car"

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tony1891 22

what country you from?

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tony1891 22

guess no one caught the reference there. pulp fiction.

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xluciferx666 21

Should have round housed his ass and said kick kick mothafucka

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FreeRunn3r 12

I'm sorry people don't see the satire in your comment and take it literal, some people don't have a sense of humor.

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UmmOkThen 31

How did the neighbor's five year old an your project end up in the same space?

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VeganVampyre 26

That's what I was wondering... Was the project sitting on the sidewalk or was the neighbour tricycling in OP's house? And either way, WHY?

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chidexy 21

I can just imagine how he sounds saying that

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vikky538 28

I just there's someone who video taped this one...

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